when i was in middle school nickelodeon on directv broke and it froze on the same frame for five hours. which would not have been so bad, except it was during the episode of spongebob where he goes to live with the jellyfish. specifically the scene where he’s naked and covered in sea urchins and flopping all over the place trying to get them off. and it froze on the frame where spongebob was facedown on the ground, naked. so he was laying there like that in complete silence for five hours. we would change the channel back every so often to see if he’d gotten up, but he was still like that when we went to bed. none of my friends had directv so when i asked them the next day they hadn’t seen it, but my brother and i were pretty convinced that spongebob was dead.
all starters: hey im just gonna follow behind you! i’m pretty new around here so i’ll just let you lead the way if thats ok
magikarp:
LESSS GOOOOO!!! WHATS THAT UP AHEAD I THINK ITS A GYM TODAYS GONNA BE
THE DAY I EVOLVE!!! I LITERALLY CANNOT WALK OR BREATHE ON LAND AND IM
STILL FASTER THAN YOU HURRY UP!!!!
I showed this to my friend sitting next to me and he didnt even laugh he just got really quiet and then said “I have seen the Creatures in those machines and it has nothing to do with the gas” and gave No further explination
this is a good guide but every fuckin time i see this post come around i see the right gif before i see the left one and i immediately think “you’re goddamn right i’ll push a straight. shove a heterosexual right over”
when you buy shit from amazon and get pisst off that it doesnt get there fast enough i want you to think about norman reedus crawling through the field of fetus demons with a crying baby on his chest…that’s the sacrifice the mailmen make to bring you your fucking gamer mouse
I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away.
