disasterjones:

MATTHEW MERCER YOU MAGNIFICENT BEAST YOU GAVE US A BEARDED LADY DWARF FUCKING SUPERB YOU FUNKY LITTLE NERD

“ ahhh shitballs. ”
          travis willingham

farfel:

chrome-teeth:

djcalvycakes:

What’s the mood for the night?

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sonic the hedgehog is in there and he’ll give you a big bag of weed

@my small as fuck hands

jaclcfrost:

what are you trying to achieve? why are you that small? what am i to Do?

didyouknowwaltdisney:

dboome:

strawberro:

hold on i gotta blow the dust off my VCR

Wait. What?

EXCUSE ME

offeingg:

ailesange:

me in  relationships

me every single time i really like someone


  • Santa: What do you want for Christmas?
  • Me: Benedict Cumberbatch.
  • Santa: *Takes glasses off*
  • Santa: *Wipes away tear*
  • Santa: *Whispers*
  • Santa: Me too.